Maile & Son

Maile Hernandez

“Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.” - Thomas Edison - “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

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A singer/performer in my youth, I was a voice major at Indiana University, but became a lawyer when I moved to Arizona after I graduated...[Read More]

Archive for February, 2009

Festivus Friday

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

Well, after an exhausting two-day work week, I’m back off for the weekend!  
Yesterday I lost my cool in a way I wasn’t proud of at all.  I don’t think I ever lose my cool at work.  Work is actually kind of my zen place, where I’m very pleasant and efficient.  It’s where I get [...]

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What Can I Say, I’m a Proud Mama

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

From Rachel (one of Max’s hab workers):
“So Max’s teacher called today and told me that you guys are going to look at
a private school tomorrow. I was soo excited when I heard the
news. Since you had told me that you didn’t believe that he was ready for
inclusion I have been doing a [...]

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Queen of the Sidelong Glance

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

That’s what I dub Miss Kate Winslet.  In every movie she does this pointed sidelong glance move.  I love it.  Most notably she did it in Titanic, the first time Leo laid eyes on her while she was looking over the railing, and she saw him looking at her.
I saw The Reader.  In my old [...]

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We were watching the Oscars last night “DL-style.”  That’s what we call it when we watch something TiVo’d on tape-delay, starting an hour after it starts so that we can fast forward through the boring parts.  DL is our friend who bragged about watching everything this way, so that’s why we say that.
ANYway, as we [...]

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How did it go with the missionaries, you ask?

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Well, I think I impressed them quite favorably!
I put them at their ease with some spinach hors d’oeuvres from Trader Joe’s.  (To Abi Jones: I liked the spinach spanakopitas, but the ham and cheese puff pastry cups turned out soggy and I deemed them unservable).  I actually cleaned off the coffee table, and more miraculously, [...]

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The Sister Missionaries are coming

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Last week some “Sister missionaries” came by. For those like me who are not in the know about Mormon culture, these are people from the Mormon church who stop by and see how people who used to be with the church are doing, catch up, and maybe talk to them a bit about the [...]

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Jimmy Carter robbed me of my macaroni

Friday, February 13th, 2009

So this website, heateatreview.com, has been the highlight of my week.  I’ve been helpless with laughter time and again reading these reviews of frozen meals.  I can’t stress enough how hilarious I find this website.
It also makes me want to try certain foods that the reviewers recommend.  One of them was Trader Joe’s macaroni and [...]

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Max rides in a fire truck!

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

 
Here he is with the special headset on.
Man, I love that guy.  I mean, he is so far and away the best thing about me.
It’s kind of funny.  When I wrote my book, I thought he was the thing holding me back from greatness.  Now I realize, he’s the only thing that even gives me [...]

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Out of My Skin

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

One of the Beatles says it in The Yellow Submarine:  “Nothing ever ‘appens to me.”
A couple weeks ago the dentist informed me I’m a tooth-clencher.  I think maybe it’s because of the sheer, excruciating, agonizing, anxiety-inducing boredom that is life.
God, just sitting, following the routine, waiting for that big change, that payoff, that moment of [...]

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“split a sandwich”

Monday, February 9th, 2009

Conrad and I had a sandwich yesterday at Z’Tejas, but we never got to it because we were full from the salad we split.  So we brought it home and are sharing it tonight for dinner.
For some reason this puts a huge smile on my face.  Splitting a sandwich with my husband - one entree, [...]

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